Cell Phones

So all those cell phones I'm carrying now might start being used to send text messages! I vote we all stop using email / real phones / talking to each other, and resort to only text messaging each other via our urban dead cell phones.

All in favor? "YAY!"

All opposed? "GNARGH!"

ZOMBIES!! (Hail of bullets, axes, DNA extractors, and revivification syringes)

*you clear the building of bodies*