Gun Slinger: A One Man Army
Gun Slinger forgot to do anything yesterday, as he had just gotten an Xbox 360 and was playing with it. Today, though, he awoke from his stupor and searched the hell out of a mall gun store. Check out the arsenal (I didn't find all of this today):
Two bottles of wine.
A bottle of beer.
Eight pistols, all loaded, with an extra clip.
Eight shotguns, some loaded, some not.
Four flak jackets.*
A mobile phone.
*Does it make sense for me to hold more than flak jacket? Do they run out at some point? Or should I just ditch the extras?
posted by Dave @ 10:31 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Ditch 'em.
Yeah, keep one. I would also get rid of the booze, as it just clutters up the display, and takes up space for MORE GUNS. If you need healing, you're more than likely gonna need more than 1 HP at a time, and it's not really worth it to expend an AP on 1 HP. People are more than willing to heal you, because they get AP for it.
Also, you booze, you lose.
But booze makes me feel like a man
After a hard days work shooting zombies in the face, what's better than kicking back a nice, warm bottle of wine?
If you're concerned with feeling like a man, then you're sure to get your brains eaten. It's all about survival.
Our ability to get drunk is all that seperates us from then, P.Arty.
LIVE Hard.
Party Harder.
I forgot that. Keep the booze.
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