Zombie Blog

*With a slow, subtle swelling of earth the blog grave begins to shift and crack. Ground parts as the dead blog forces itself out of its earthen tomb, to rise and walk among the living blogs, and feast on their blog-brains*

Mrh?

Grumpgh.

*Clearly weakened from months of neglect, Life After 208 attracts Zombie City's attention through proximity and the familiar scent of all those who once posted on Zombie City's own hide*

GRAAAAAAAANRGH

*With a sudden burst of speed, Zombie City lurches forward, sickeningly breaking ties with the roots it was once intwined in. Pressing into Life After 208 with all its weight, Zombie City slowly collapses onto the weakened blog, sinking its teeth into Life After 208's soft, fleshy neck. The feast is short and merciful, however; something ancient tells Zombie City that an army will be needed. For this is not to be an isolated act of blog-violence, but a war. A war on the very blogulution that spawned this hideous freak of a blog.*